May 2013
band-nonsense:
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
napoleonbonerhard:
napoleonbonerhard:
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
arpakasso:
bondoge:
swag youre it
no snapbacks
lameborghini:
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
pizza:
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
yesimbeyonce:
youplayedittothebeat:
yesimbeyonce:
“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later
“FUCK KANYE WEST” says the rational person who can recognize an egomaniac with no talent when they see one.
what was that?
beyoncebeytwice:
i swear 2 god bruh dont let me catch u messin with my man kanye west
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
I kinda wish I could unsee that
phleps:
it’s not you, it’s your theme
efferescent:
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
praying:
its hard being boring and ugly at the same time
fake-smiles-cover-scars:
luminescent-love:
youaresogayskarth:
finnickodaired:
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and...
getoffmybloghoe:
Wait guys I don’t know if I can smoke this weed, let me ask my mom first
r-amp:
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
rosaparking:
people that play the victim when theyve been absolutely horrible to others make me sooo mad
peetasboxers:
peetasboxers:
A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO”
DAD I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE WE CANT JUST SURVIVE WITH “OUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG”
“Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.”
– Chinese Proverb (via narrcotics)
metapod:
nice blog wanna make out
“You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...”
– Kathleen Hanna (via solunars)
sexcake:
i really like boys and it’s so unfair because they don’t like me
perfectrainbow:
imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
bulletbakas:
ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
whorville:
Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence
crrocs:
*fakes own death to avoid school*
dirtsbag:
you know harry is really tall and big and no matter what height or size you are he’d literally just be a giant standing next to you and you’d be little and dwarfed next to him and curled perfectly into his side or under his arm and feel protected and safe and loved and in just this little world where no one but him can touch you and no one would harm you and he’d keep you safe from...
ziallasylum:
let’s focus on dumb and even dumber
hungarian:
guys who get really competitive in gym are so scary like it’s just high school gym why are u soo angry that u lost a game of volleyball
warpedesto:
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
